Attack of The 50,000 Ft SWEG LAWDS from Outer Space

Lee Scott

January 16, 2018

B-Movie Millionaires / Downtempo

"This just in: reports are flooding in concerning sightings of 50,000 ft tall supreme beings who have been identified as SWEG LAWDS from Outer Space. So, the allegations were true after all. Giant amounts of SWEG is indeed happening everywhere right now, as I speak, people. Please remain inside if you can't handle the SWEG. Even so, there's no guarantee that you will be able to avoid the SWEG. We understand that the authorities had been alerted, but couldn't handle the SWEG and were swiftly destroyed. The SWEG LAWDS look like they are here to stay. I repeat - the SWEG LAWDS are here to stay! Try to remain calm, ladies and gentlemen. Life may never be the same again, but will surely be much more SWEG. WAIT - WH-WHATS THAT!! OMG LOOK AT THAT THING HOLY MOTHER OF SWEG WOW SO SWEG OMG IT'S COMING OVER HERE!! This is me signing out, people. Stay SWEG everybody." Recorded in 2015 in the kitchen of the Blah Mansion.